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; TurboHANG Computer Quote Control File
; By Steve Blinch of Mikerosoft Productions
;
; All quotes must be 36 letters or less.
; Each section must have a minimum of one quote, the maximum is 255 quotes.
;
; Any text after a ";" is ignored.
;
[part1] ; Hangman's right leg has been taken
Arggh, my LEG!!!
No wonder my insurance is so high!
Just call me peg-leg.
[part2] ; Hangman's left leg has been taken
Argghh, not THAT leg gone TOO!!
Nurse? Where's my wheelchair?!
Wrong letter!!
[part3] ; Hangman's right arm has been taken
My ARM!! Argghh, my arm!!
Aggh... that hurt!!
Hey! Careful there!!
S'ok.. didn't need that arm anyway..
[part4] ; Hangman's main body has been taken
I'm having chest pains!!
I've lost all sensation in my shirt!
Hey, that's not very nice!!
Gray's just not my color...
[part5] ; Hangman's left arm has been taken
Agg! I *wrote* with that hand!!!
Oh, the pain, the PAIN!
It's not easy, being..er..limbless..
Look ma! No hands! ...or feet? Arg..
[part6]
Argghh... I need a smoke!! ; Hangman's head has been taken
Where'd all this soot come from?!?!
Oh geez, where's my cross??
Can't I at least have a cigarette?
Put me out of my misery!
[death] ; User lost puzzle, hangman dying
I see a bright light...
Guess ya can't win 'em all...
I'm melting!
I thought you liked me!
Mama told me about guys like you...
The fat lady sang.
[holdhead] ; Hangman holding his head
Argghhh!!!!
Oh, this is gonna hurt...
Not now, I have a headache!!
I need aspirin, QUICK!!
[holdhead2] ; Hangman holding head, getting frantic
My HEAD!!!!
Is this EVER gonna hurt...!
[explode] ; Hangman's head explodes
Aaaarrrgggghhhhh!!!!
Look out below!!!
<boom!>
<splat!>
[win] ; User won puzzle, hangman falling
Weeeeeeeee!!!
I'm flyyyyyinnngggg...
[wave] ; Hangman waving 'thanks!' at player
Another glorious victory!
Thank-you!
[wakeup] ; User hasn't picked letter in 25 secs
You asleep or sumthin?
Hello? Anybody there?
<knock, knock...> Hellooooooo?
Don't leave me hangin' here, man!
Wussamatter, lose your keyboard?
Call Mikerosoft BBS at 604-864-8160! ; Just a bit of publicity :-)
<zzzzzzzzzzzz......>
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